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Cathy: Hullo folks, and welcome back to Channel Seven Action news! Today we've got a story that will blow your minds! Here's Chuck on the scene.

Chuck: Hey folks, I'm here in Little Whinging, on a place called Privet Drive, but with this story the street won't be so private anymore! If you see that house there, *points to the Dursley's house* number four, there's a hole in the roof the shape of a person on a broom! Hoe strange is that? There were several of these in various parts of the house, mostly in the back, but the owner won't let us have a look. They all appear to be people on brooms! It's a bit early to be decorating for Halloween, don't you think? *Petunia and Vernon peer angrily out the window, who were obviously watching the news* ah look, the owners! Uh, back to you Cathy! *Vernon had just strolled out of the house brandishing a spatula*

Cathy: Along with these strange appearances, there also seems to be a shortage of power just before these things happen! For example, all the lights and all the power went out on Privet Drive! There were no faulty lines, nothing! The Dursley's say that they always happen when their neices stay with them, and it's their fault, though I hardly see how two twenty-year-olds could do all this! That's it for tonight folks! Tune in tomorrow for a special on Slinky the water-skiing budgy!


*Back at the Weasley's...*
Ari: I guess the escape didn't go too well.... who went through the roof?
*Ron runs out of the room*
Fred: Uh........
George: um.......
F&G: BYE! *run out of room*
Mr. Weasley: ..........
Mrs. Weasley: ........... *Goes very red in the face*
Ari: You ALL went through the roof?!!?!?!?!?!