MLIA's (My Life is Average's)

Today, I learned from my shampoo that pants was a dirty word in 19th century Britain. Now Ron's swear of "Merlin's Pants!" makes sense. MLIA

Today, on our way to a dance recital, my family had to go back to my house to pick something up that we'd forgotten. My older brother ran inside to get it, and in his haste threw his iPod Touch at my younger brother. Instead of getting angry or upset, my younger brother said, "Master has given Dobby an iPod Touch! Dobby is free!" In response, my dad said, "Need freedom? There's an app for that." I love my family. MLIA

A few months ago my parents and I were looking at houses. We came across a house that had a cupboard under the stairs that looked exactly like the one in the Harry Potter movies. Today, I just finished moving my couch, tv & collection of harry potter books and movies into it. I have a feeling im going to be spending alot of time in here. MLIA

Today, in German my teacher was talking about all of the Germanic tribes and how they all look alike because of mass amounts of inbreeding over the years. He talked about it for five minutes before he said, "All in all, the Germanics were like the Purebloods in Harry Potter.' Needless to say everyone now fully understands the Germanic tribes.MLIA

Last night, I was watching Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets for probably the 100th time. This was the first time I could actually understand that the basilisk was saying "I smell blood" and "kill". I am now convinced I am either a Parselmouth, or just very slow. MLIM


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